Confessions of a Dessert-a-holic

By: Dana Rozansky.

The concept of “saving room for dessert” is genuinely something I’ve never understood. Doesn’t everyone know that sweets go to a separate stomach altogether? At least that’s what I was told (thanks mom & dad) and I’m stickin’ to it.

Growing up in a household where we played the M&M and PB game on the reg, it’s really no surprise.

In case you’d like to try it at home, the game goes a little something like this:

Step 1: Enthusiastically rip open a bag of M&M’s and proceed to dump its contents onto the kitchen table.

Step 2: Stick your finger (preferably pointer, but middle works too) into a jar of Peanut Butter (JIF - always JIF. Creamy, not crunchy – remember, this game originated in the 90’s.)

Step 3: Close your eyes.

Step 4: Use PB-covered finger to collect M&M’s from kitchen table, one by one.

Step 5: Guess which color M&M you got.

Step 6: If you win, you eat. If you lose, you eat.

Step 7: Repeat.

Needless to say, I’m a dessert addict…but the first step is acceptance, right? So I’m choosing to embrace it by giving you the inside scoop on some of Miami’s most delectable desserts. Here’s a look at ten items that definitely earned the #miami_foodporn stamp of approval.

Let the gluttonous games begin!